She – Hey Mr.. Pachyderm…don’t let me down…”E” ok lady…hang on tight and climb your way to the top slowly and steadily….you seem to weight a bit more than look…you know….”She” ouch….that’s deflating really….am I looking fat….”E” I didn’t say that…all I said was you are heavier than you seem to be….”She” oh no….you are telling me that I am fatter than you are….”E” ok….let’s do this now….either you climb up without speaking….or I will let the rope down…your choice….”She” it’s unfair that you are comparing me with you….”E” time to let go of the rope, I don’t know how your husband is managing this on a daily basis….”She”….how dare you say that…..”E”….reality sucks is it not….
Hey grizzly bear…don’t you dare touch my little boy…find someone else or something to eat….and let us have some fun in the forest….”BB” – you come here to my place and ordering me what I should do….I am going to make a mincemeat out of you….”She” – really, let’s see that…..hey hubby….come and save us from this big bear….”Me”….darling hang on tight overnight….I have come back to town and will arrange some reinforcements to help both of you…..”She”….I know I can never trust you to save me or my son….I will handle it myself…ok bear….let’s make a trade off….if you let us down, I will cook a delicious meal for you….”BB” I heard that you are an awesome cook, let me give it a shot then…that’s a deal…let’s enjoy the meal…..together
She – Hey Sharky….your sharp teeth looks quite terrifying….but I have to say it’s really razor sharp and shiny…how do you manage to keep it that way….”S” Well My Mom beats me to death if I don’t brush my teeth after every single meal and before I go to bed….”She”…Anirud…see how obedient sharky is to it’s Mom….and you don’t listen to me at all, even after I repeat every day to brush your teeth before you go to bed….if you don’t listen now, I will feed you to sharky…”A”….but Mom….why don’t you first take me to some safe place….I am hanging there quite precariously….”She”…promise me that you will brush your teeth three times a day….”A”…..sure, I will do it ten times a day….”S”….why don’t you let him down so that I can gobble him up and you can save your energy of fighting with him…”She” how dare you say that…he is my son and I will not let anyone lay a finger on him….and you want to take a bite of him….you stinking sharky….I have to tell your Mom that you don’t brush or even bathe properly….”S”….ok don’t tell my Mom otherwise she will kill me….you both carry on and I will find someone else…”She”…that’s more like it….nobody dares speak to me with a raised voice…not even my hubby dear….”S”….yeah….I can infer that you are the Queen of the house and there is no King….as in England….
She – Hey kittens take care of my baby boy safely while I go around for shopping…”K” oh dear…when will you be back dearest….after shopping….looks like he will grow into a man of 20 years by the time you return from your shopping fiesta….”She” how dare you say that…that I shop until my last breath…”K” well we have all heard of the great stories that you turn the entire store upside down and see through all the wares before you decide on one item that you want to buy….”She” who told you that…my husband…I am going to kill him…”K” ssshhhh…..that’s a secret….don’t let the cat out of the bag….”She” does not seem to be like that as the whole world knows how I shop and who else knows it better than my beau….
Beautiful Life 