It’s an absolute truth that one may not say openly in public. It’s part and parcel of human nature and psyche
My wife would scream at home shame on you…don’t you have any sense of decency
Me – it happens, you know. It’s an involuntary reaction to a voluntary act of consuming anything and everything
She – You are a disgusting guy
Me – This happens before shit happens. It’s a precursor to the end state
She – Stop this crap please
Me – If you eat crap this is what happens
She – runs away shouting incorrigible fellow
Me – ahh…what a relief…
As you become older you get to realize that this happens involuntarily without your realization. I am sure you will be able to appreciate the fact that this is a given. I don’t know if it is any different in the developed countries where humans are supposedly well bred, educated and doing anything like this is considered a dishonorable act. Not that it is appreciated in other parts of the world, sometimes you realize that it’s beyond you. This is absolutely on a lighter note since most of my other posts are pretty serious and downright boring or pedantic in most cases. Therefore, consider a joke as a joke and move on.
We make fun of Anirud when he eats a lot of junk items like Vadas etc….that he can fly wherever he wants to without stepping foot on the ground. He has got the jet power within him which he can release anytime he wants and soar into the sky like Iron Man. Especially when we are climbing a mountain or some elevated place during some trips. Eat chips or fries and get to the top with your jet power sonny boy….
Therefore simply just let go…freely and with much abandonment as if there’s no one to care or worry about. It sure feels like heaven doesn’t it. Absolute freedom from all the clatter and rumpus happening in your stomach. Why take it to head and feel worried, concerned or afflicted. This will poison you and make you go crazy and wild. It is time to free yourselves of the cloudy contraptions that are trying to stymie you internally. Don’t give in to it. You need to ensure that you escape out of the dangerous entrapments they have laid out for you. Therefore don’t let the toxic air consume you rather let it go and let the whole world stink in the noxious air that you are going to let out. The virulent motions cannot be controlled inside so it’s time for confession. Let the pernicious and lethal emotions burning inside be freed from all the chains. The baneful reactions cannot be controlled anymore.
It ain’t me fella. I am going to do what I want to do and that is to float in my own farts.
Seriously folks, if you were thinking that I was talking about farts all this while, that’s so wicked and downright irresponsible of you. I am trying to explain about letting go of your Hateful and Vengeful emotions that are burning within you through an analogy.
Didn’t you get that all this while…Shame on you…..
Beautiful Life 