Life’s eternal bitter truth. Unless you aren’t married you are destined to face scrutiny, caustic commentary about how useless, intolerable, uncouth and when it’s a Minion of course you are absolutely despicable. There’s no escaping from this unless you are surrounded by random people. Everything can change upside down if you catered to her every wish. It’s not necessary though, despite fulfilling her desires you can still be derided. It entirely depends on her mood. Therefore you should always be adaptable, proactive and hyperactive. If you are reactive then you are dead. That means you cannot even anticipate what she wants. Back to Point no1. No matter what you do, you will be very close to death, beaten black and blue, yet alive to face another day until you are actually dead. You may still meet in Heaven…or is it Hell…LoL…
It’s not me but it’s my other me that’s taking. If you don’t understand that means you are not married. I am sure that I am going to be nearly dead, but not completely dead. It’s like how they say your soul leaves your body in search of redemption. However the force within that holds you in a trance unleashes it’s power to pull it back into it’s realm. Therefore you have no respite from the muse and her control over you. I am just kidding. Just keep laughing and live on the way you have done all along. All you can do it nod your head and nod you have to as per her Majesty’s wish. If you nod the other way by chance, you will get a knock on your head. You cannot even listen and follow this simple instruction. What good are you….hmmmn….I am asking you something….say something….do you think you can say something….all you have to do is to nod and acknowledge, yes dear you are always right. And there is never two ways about that. That is life’s unwritten dictum. Every married man, is aware of this truth and that is the reason they are so happy when another fellow man wants to get married. They celebrate with gay abandon during bachelors party pitying the friend and celebrating another one that will come into their abode. Your life and freedom is done my friend….from hereon you will always be on a leash. Therefore, enjoy while you can….
I guess one particular community can absolutely relate to that statement. It can be only one way and that’s my way or the highway. There can never be two ways about it. You have to understand and appreciate my point of view. Did I hear that you have an opinion? I guess there’s a disturbance and I can’t hear you properly. Or did I hear that you aligned with my point of view. Yeah, I thought so, how can it not be. Can it be otherwise? Certainly not My Dear…You are always right. So fold your hands, bow and nod your head in acceptance and stay still….until you are allowed to speak. I guess that is the reason why men talk less….after this fabulous event in their life….they learn….the less you talk the better it is for your own survival….and they go absolutely slam dunk crazy when they are with their friends…you will find that the bar’s roof is going to come crashing down….because of the let up in their pent up energy for all those days, months and years….because she is always right…
The T&C’s of anything always runs in reams of pages. A normal person cannot simply hope to go through that in entirety and secondly say that they have understood everything correctly. It is well nigh impossible unless they are a legal person. Therefore, the simplest way to get things done is to accept all move on…..worry about the ramifications later on….that is how we choose to get on with our lives too….when we decide to get married…..otherwise it will never take place in the first instance…
I guess even God got trapped in the beauty of woman and ended up doing what the woman wanted and not what he expected to do….that’s what happens when you are bewitched by the charming facets of woman that we fail to see the underpinnings clearly….if it can happen to God….what can we mortal men do about it but accept the fate and live with it.
She – Okay, did you say something….I did not hear you properly…
He – Oh no…nothing dearest….I just noticed that your ear rings look gorgeous on you….
She – It’s an old one and I have used this many no. of times and you are seeing it now. It goes to show how much you notice and take care of me.
He – Groaning….I mean, with that dress it looks lovely, that is what I meant…
She – again liar….this is also an old dress and I have paired it with the same dress already twice….don’t try to give some excuse or thHther
He – Okay I give in….
She – What is there to give in….did I say anything wrong…
He – Pretends as if there is a message and has to make a call….
She – Don’t you dare to ignore me again…
He – Noooooo….no….no…how can I….see I got this message….I am so sorry dearest….is there anything I can do for you…
She – Nothing change into something nice, will you….
He – Why don’t you tell me what to wear….
She – relenting….okay….wear the one we got for your birthday….
He – heaves a sigh of relief….finally….
She – Did I hear you say something….
He – noooooo….not again…….runs away….
Find me a man who says that he has a woman who does not love shopping and I would say that either he is dead or simply dreaming….in the real world it is just impossible…..
and before I come to the last one….my wife will say that none of this is true and that it is just a misogynic statement of men who simply have a complete hold on the innocent and poor womenfolk. I am not going to argue there as I have mentioned already about that….so it is just for laughs…
Universal truth….as they say it….not just relating to Earth…all the planets, stars and anything else beyond that has to be bound by the fact wherever they have a species of the woman kind….it’s applicable to the Gods too….even they are not spared…from this tenet
That is all for now…..follow the dogmas and you will live a happy married life….
Okay Ladies…..that was in pure jest….so take a chill pill and laugh out loud….nothing serious about it at all….because laughter is the best medicine and we need to laugh at ourselves sometimes so that others don’t get or feel hurt by anything we say or do….so just be cool…
Beautiful Life 