And that’s meeeeeee….telling my wife and trainer all the time. You know what if I think I want to do it I can absolutely do it. It’s just that I don’t want to do it. Otherwise I can be lean and trim in no time. Oh Man…excuses and excuses, silly and ridiculous. How many of you can associate with this meme. I watch all those training videos in Facebook, YouTube etc. download pictures of various training regimen, read all those articles about losing weight, building muscle and dream about being fit, trim and in shape…finally the only shape I end up with is a rotund figure all over from my face to my waist. Did someone say….you love potatoes and sure do look like a ballooned up potato….I am sure that’s my wife….and of course my trainer would jump in too….if there is one topic that I can talk about non stop when I am training…..that is food….the way I describe those delicacies to my trainer….mouth watering and lip smacking….if someone hears us, they would seriously think….what are these guys doing here man….training or munching….oh…man…I seriously love those sessions….now that he is not there, due to his personal reasons….we both miss out on our chats about various things and irritating him to no end….he does take this with a chill pill though….
I love this. It’s just that my wife will say you are not even capable of doing this. Reason being I hate working in Kitchen. It’s the heat, sweat and patience that’s required to get something delicious. It’s a very difficult job. So I say, leave it to the experts. I can probably tweak this a little bit to say I will buy and deliver the delicious fattening stuff that they just can’t ignore. Howzzat. Moral…I won’t exercise, diet or just do anything to lose weight. That’s how lazy I am. I wonder if I look lean and trim even in my dreams. I guess not. Even that takes some energy eh!!!?
That’s so true you know. When I am stressed or depressed I really go on a munching spree it seems like your stomach is always grumbling. I need more and it’s not the same stuff that you want to eat. You need all the variety in the world. Especially sweets or items that will melt in your mouth. And sometimes there’s a desire to have something spicy followed by dessert of course. Don’t you need icing on the cake. It’s just like that. It’s the way it is. I guess most of you would echo my feelings. If not, no worries I am the exception and that just feels great. I don’t understand how some people can actually resist food, especially the tantalizing and alluring variety of delectable dishes that are so inviting. They are simply so enticing and tempting. You simply have to savor the exquisite dishes that are displayed so lusciously….ahhh…my heart is melting….as I write this….how can you fulminate, combat and endure against those overpowering desires that consume you completely. Are you even human at all….I guess some humans can do perhaps….but Minions and I….we just give in….it’s too hard to resist….and not worthwhile too….Life is short….enjoy while it lasts….as my mom would say….
This is what happens when you don’t have something to focus on for the rest of the day. When you feel lost, aimless and demotivated….all that energy that is pent up within you and trying to burn you…turns to the one easiest thing it can do in that moment….and that is to gobble whatever it can set its eyes on….and the more you stack up your kitchen…the more you tend to eat….it’s a way of letting go of your innermost frustrations in the form of eating your demons that’s actually consuming you….you know that….yet you let it happen….self control is easy to preach…..but most difficult to maintain….and certainly I am neither capable or the right person to preach….as I certainly cave in to my toothy desires….when I am desperate….so each one to themselves
Since the above statements were a bit more serious…something lighter in thought but heavier to fill in….so that the cravings are fulfilled…until you get it again….keep walking…..if you want to lose weight…perhaps you can keep the fridge in your friends place so that you need to walk, knock on their door, get access keys to the fridge and find that the fridge is empty….will that make you mad…try it out….I am here to provide suggestions to you but I not to follow them….because I am an advisor not a follower….
It’s like Minions can actually read my mind….you know…I love photography and you will find that I invariably take hundreds of photos of my spouse, kid and everyone else, everything else too….rarely you will find me in those photos. What do you think the actual reason behind this….I love photography or because I look ugly in them….and that goes with the scales and mirrors too….because they speak the truth…and you don’t want to see them…..you want your self conscious being to believe that you are in control, you are in shape….whatever that means….round is also a shape…so people….get going and have a life of your own than worrying about me…..who says anyone is worrying or caring about you….except perhaps your wife….
Fruits are actually quite expensive…..maybe they are meant that way so that you and me won’t have to worry about missing them from our diet plan….because they are not meant for commoners like us….so don’t worry and go on gorging all those unhealthy stuff that’s available in plenty…..
Gym is situated at someplace where I need to get up in the morning, get dressed and then take a bike or car to get to that place. Find a parking and then walk up to the Gym. There is so much activity that I need to indulge in even before I set my foot inside the Gym. Whereas getting to my fridge is quite easy as it’s only a few steps from my bedroom and it has all the stuff that’s so inviting. Whereas when you step into the Gym, there is sweat, people are doing some crazy stuff pushing, pulling, running and jumping….ooops….when I see that I am about to faint….it’s so tiring even to watch them do it….
That is how you turn a negative energy into a positive energy when someone is trying to deflate you when you are fully inflated…come on man….I am all charged up and trying to defy gravity….even when I go to space…I am building up all that energy so I can fly down faster than a rocket….to land on earth and still roll around…..can you imagine that….if you can…you will certainly have a hearty laugh….but I am real serious….
You bet…they won’t even bother to knock you off, if they want to kidnap you….rather they would simply point a gun at your head and tell you to walk yourself to the car….and while you take your slow strides….hopefully the police will come around and catch the kidnappers before you get into their car….that’s how slow you would be….my wife says….when I have to walk with you….it feels like I am somnambulating and not walking….you are just dreadfully slower than a snail….that’s what happens when you feel and are really heavy….I guess that’s why they call it heavy lifting in gym parlance….see….ultimately we are exercising ourselves with our own weight….amazing indeed….
That is what I meant above when I said…..you do your own weights….you just cannot beat that….
Can anyone answer that question….if we are supposed to finish our dinner by 7 PM…and go to bed by 9 PM…where is the need for a light in the fridge….unless you stay awake looking at your mobile or watching TV doing some binge watching….your stomach churns up some sounds and you feel the urge to go to kitchen and rummage what’s left out there in the fridge…..we should not have TV, Mobiles, Internet and Fridge so that we can avoid all that is stated above….why did we create all that and say later on….avoid it….that’s brutal folks….life is to experiment everything…..that is what they taught us as kids in school….and that is exactly what we are doing now…ain’t it….
isn’t that the story of every human in this planet….
And to end this on a lighter vein…..or should I say on the fattest vein….
Beautiful Life 