teddy bear and monkey business

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Hi Teddy….you are my best buddy…you are so cutie just like me…I love you, do you love me too….

Anirud – Tell me now how much you love me….do you love me the most….otherwise I will pull the ears of you right now….

Teddy – Oh please….I love you very much Ani Bunny…..you are the loveliest teddy of us all….

Anirud – ok, that’s more like it….the way I expected…..else after pulling your ears, I would have plucked your eyes off too….

Teddy – shuddering….are you really a small human child…or out of some horror movies like The Exorcist or The Shining or The Omen….oops you are really scaring the living daylights out of me

Teddy – Anirud the magician, the almighty powerful evil monster….I fall at your feet….please forgive all my sins and take me in your lap please…

Anirud – ok that’s cool teddy….now that you have surrendered yourself, I think I can forgive you for the time being….I have to wait and watch, if you are going to behave yourself and fall in line once again….if you try to alter the course, you know what’s going to happen….

Teddy – I know My Lord….I won’t even dare to think on those lines ever again, lest you will do something to my mind too….

Anirud – That’s what I wanted to hear from you….since you are terrified, I will put you to sleep….Jo Jo Kannappa….That’s how my Mama and Paati would put me off to sleep

Teddy – I see to have a headache fretting about what you will do to me, if I don’t love you the most…can you please rub my head gently

Anirud – Sure thing, so long as you keep your word and act accordingly…..I should be there in your body, mind and soul….no one else

Teddy – Muttering to himself, it’s better that you exorcise the spirit and let it enter me and take over my body, mind and soul…as you say….

Anirud – Did you say something Teddy

Teddy – Worried, if Anirud had heard his whispers or his mind voice….ohhhh….it’s just that you are always on my mind, body, soul and spirit too….Teddy boy….

Anirud – I thought I heard something differently…isn’t that so….I am thinking of splitting this head open and look into what’s going on inside….

Teddy – well now you are literally being paranoid and making me paranoid too…..I told you I have surrendered myself to you completely

Teddy – Look who has come home…it’s your Papa…..let’s welcome him….heaving a sigh of relief….Dada….save me from your son….he is terrorizing me

Anirud – Hey Father….how are you doing….I got to say….looks like Teddy is not loving me earnestly….what shall we do with him….

Me – What do you think…..should we carve him up…..literally or figuratively…..

Anirud – I think that’s a great idea

Teddy – Guys and Gals….please come fast and save me from this madcap weird boy and

eccentric reckless dad…

Us – in chorus – Teddy what did you say now……

Teddy – I love you…I love you….I love you….and only you…..

Us – We were just kidding…..Teddy…..