Dad, don’t worry I will wake you up every 3 hours or so to feed me and to put me to sleep
Mom – Welcome to the real world son. If you think “Your Dad” is one of those guys who will do all that stuff for you….forget it….it’s not gonna happen even in your dreams. He will sleep like a rhino, even if there is an earthquake and the building is shaking.
Me – Come on, I am not that bad….I will wake up son…but I may be irritated…so it’s better your Mom takes care of you
Mom – See I told ya….don’t trust him to do stuff for you….it’s gonna be me…and me only…
Son – How disappointing….
Beautiful Life 